Instagram Captions for the Office
- "Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave." -Creed Bratton
- "I ate a seahorse." -Andy Bernard
- "But on Pretzel Day? I like Pretzel Day." -Stanley Hudson
- " I am Beyonce, always." -Michael Scott
- "Dwight doesn't blow anything up and I wear a costume." -Jim Halpert
- "He said, 'If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.'" -Pam Beesly
- "I hooked up with her on February 13th." -Ryan Howard
- "I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different." -Kelly Kapoor
- "RYAN STARTED THE FIRE." -Dwight Schrute
- "Dwight, you ignorant slut!" -Michael Scot
