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Instagram Captions for Choking
- “If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.” -Eddie Izzard
- “He who eats alone chokes alone.” -Arab Proverb
- It doesn't pay to say too much when you are mad enough to choke. For the word that stings the deepest is the word that is never spoke, Let the other fellow wrangle till the storm has blown away, then he'll do a heap of thinking about the things you didn't say. -Jules Renard
- After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting. -Chuck Palahniuk
- Leaders should lead as far as they can and then vanish. Their ashes should not choke the fire they have lit. -H. G. Wells
- We all choke. Winners know how to handle choking better than losers. -John McEnroe
- My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself. -Maya Angelou
- What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction. -Chuck Palahniuk
- Go oft to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
- We've taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the pieces. -Chuck Palahniuk
- A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year. -Dixie Lee Ray
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