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- “Uhhh.”
- “Your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it.”
- “I’m a smart strong sensual woman.”
- “Time for the charm bomb to explode.”
- “My heart, my heart.”
- “My crotch is itchy.”
- “I’m no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”
- “Our toaster is also confused. It doesn’t know where bagels go.”
- “I’ve logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship.”
- “Just when I think I’m out, those cheeks pull me right back in.”
- “Dad, I need you to drop everything and shave my legs.”
- “Is it possible to be in love with 25 people at once?”
- “Oh it’s okay, I guess I wasn’t meant to have a good life.”
- “If boys had uteruses they’d be called duderuses.”
- “If you need me I’ll be down here on the floor dying.”
- “Here’s a bunch of number that may look random, but they’re my phone number.”
- “I’m gonna write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever.”
- “If he has a butt for touching and lips for kissing, I’m going for that.”
- “If we see any mermaids I’m gonna ask them where their merginas are.”
- “Butts”
