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- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
- For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King. - William Shakespeare
- You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa
- He was a wise man who invented beer. - Plato
- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry
- I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. -Frank Sinatra
- An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway
- Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway
- You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
- A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W.C. Fields
- What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? - W.C. Fields
- Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. - Anonymous
- Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. - Tom Waits
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright
- Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
- Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Wilhelm
- I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. - Homer Simpson
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
- An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout. -Unknown
- Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. - Catherine Zandonella
- Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. - Ambrose Bierce
- Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. - Anonymous
- That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt toforget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. -Charles Bukowskoi
- People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot. - Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
- A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure. - Czech Proverb quotes
- I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. - Greek proverb quotes
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