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- Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you. ~Soupy SalesBe true to your teeth and they won't be false to you. ~Soupy Sales
- The toothbrush doesn't remove six months of tartar 30 minutes before your appointment. ~Dental Saying
- Dentistry is not expensive, neglect is. ~Dental Saying
- Got teeth? Thank your dental hygienist. ~Dental Saying
- Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. ~Johnny Carson
- A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. ~George D. Prentice
- Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. ~Miguel de Cervantes
- If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. ~Mason Cooley
- No, my friend, I am not drunk. It is that I have been to the dentist and I need not go again for six months. It is a beautiful thought. ~Agatha Christie, The Patriotic Murders (Hercule Poirot)
- You don't have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep. ~Author Unknown
- Some tortures are physicalAnd some are mental,But the one that is bothIs dental.~Ogden Nash
- Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. ~Unidentified high school principal
- The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. ~George Bernard Shaw
- Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. ~Ambrose Bierce
- I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. ~Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)
- For there was never yet philosopherThat could endure the toothache patiently.~William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing
- We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. ~Joseph Heller
- My dentist's business card says, "teeth are the windows to the soul." ~Jimmy Fallon, 2017 tweet
- Those cherries fairly do encloseOf orient pearl a double row,Which, when her lovely laughter shows,They look like rosebuds fill'd with snow.~An Howre's Recreation in Musike, 1606
- Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. ~William R. Alger
- If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can do it for him. ~Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)
- An aching tooth is better out than in.To lose a rotting member is a gain.~Richard Baxter, Poetical Fragments
- My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year. ~Robert Brault
- A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. ~Helen Rowland
- Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. ~Author Unknown
- Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. ~Clifford Stoll
- There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache. ~Henry Lytton Bulwer
- Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was, that they escaped teething. ~Mark Twain
- The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. ~Thomas Fuller
- I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill. ~Author Unknown
- Smile, it lets your teeth breathe. ~Author Unknown
- Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. ~George D. Prentice
- It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge including George Washington's, wherever they might be. ~Author Unknown
- When fortune turns against you, even jelly breaks your teeth. ~Proverb
- Effort is like toothpaste: you can usually squeeze out just a little bit more. ~Author Unknown
- He must have seen me looking at his mouth, for he explained, 'I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. Dear things, they like to put their lips on gold.' ~Graham Greene, Travels With My Aunt
- Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. ~Ann Landers
- Dentists are medical professionals who help you put your money where your mouth is. ~Author Unknown
- A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. ~Herb Caen
- Men often think submission indicates weakness, that letting someone else take charge betrays a character deficit. But we all submit to strangers who drill into our teeth as long as we can see the parchment on their wall which reads "Dentist." ~Edmond Manning, King Perry
- When a thief kisses you, count your teeth. ~Proverb
- My curse upon thy venom'd stang,That shoots my tortured gums alang;And through my lugs gies monie a twang,Wi' gnawing vengeance,Tearing my nerves wi' bitter pang,Like racking engines!~Robert Burns, "Address to the Toothache," 1786
- Dental hygienists are boss of the floss. ~Dental Saying
- A good dentist never gets on your nerves. ~Author Unknown
- The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. ~Leonard Sidney Woolf
- I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if the
- y don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? ~Paul Merton
- Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ~Mallory Hopkins
- Where'er that place be priests ca' hell,Where a' the tones o' misery yell,An' ranked plagues their numbers tell,In dreadfu' raw,Thou, Toothache, surely bear'st the bell,Amang them a'!~Robert Burns, "Address to the Toothache," 1786
- Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. ~Claudia Wallis
- A dentist gets to the root of the problem. ~Dental Humor
- When a writer becomes a reader of his or her own work, a lot can go wrong. It's like do-it-yourself dentistry. ~William Collins
- You can't escape history, or the needs and neuroses you've picked up like layers and layers of tartar on your teeth. ~Charles Johnson
- I won't have to brush my teeth or floss tonight. Any food trapped in my teeth got knocked out. ~Charles Thomas
- The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind. ~H.L. Mencken
- The trick to not growing old is to: Stay curious. Keep your teeth. Stay hopeful. Do everything gracefully, yet kick when you have to. ~Carew Papritz
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