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Best Instagram Captions for Guys
- I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who don’t.
- The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
- Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happen once.
- I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
- Women drivers rev my engine
- I like foodies
- Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
- At least this balloon is attracted to me!
- I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
- Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
- I woke up like this
- If we could only turn back time…
- Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
- Beauty is power, a smile is it’s sword
- My autobiography is this
- Last day of class
- Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive
- Chilling like a gangster.
Good Instagram Captions for Guys
- I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
- Some days start better than others.
- Truth is, I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you.
- Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence
- One does not simply “Let it go”.
- Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
- It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.
- Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
- Girl, I have to call you back.
- Have a seat, we were expecting you.
- I’ve finally counted.
- OMG that’s so cute.
- Life isn’t perfect..But my Hair is!
- If I like my art why should it be anyone else’s decision how “good” or “bad” it is. Art shouldn’t have a grade. If I’m proud of it and what I accomplished why should anyone else tell me it isn’t good enough?
Funny Instagram Captions for Guys
- I think you are lacking vitamin me!
- When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.
- Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
- I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.
- I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
- So you’re telling me I have a chance.
- Walking past a class with your friends in it.
- I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!
- Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
- Started from the bottom now we’re here.
- Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
- So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
- Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
- Women drivers rev my engine.
- Oh you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
- I liked memes before they were on Instagram
- Friday, my second favorite F word.
- If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
- I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
- Weekend, please don’t leave me.
- Need an ark? I Noah guy.
- What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
- I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
- If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
- I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
- A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
- I had fun once, it was horrible.
Cute Instagram Captions for Guys
- Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
- Ladies, please.
- But first, let me take a selfie.
- Be yourself, there’s no one better.
- I’m on a date, she isn’t very social.
- Stay sharp and far from timid.
- Warning – You might fall in love with me.
- Be Yourself, everyone else is taken.
- All I need is Chipotle.
- Making people unsure about my gender on a daily basis.
- I broke my own heart just by loving you.
- I’m your worst nightmare.
- Love when my bae hugs me like this.
- Real men don’t take selfies.
- The question isn’t can you, it’s will you?
- Girls be like, I love my hair in this pic.
- I get by with a little help from my friends.
- “Insert funny caption”
- Long line at Starbucks, first world problems.
- Cinderella never asked for a prince.
- Finals are OVER!!!
- This is how I look taking a selfie.
- Fresh out of the shower, no make-up.
- This is why we can’t have nice things.
- What do you think of the view?
- There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
- Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty.
- The Master of Disguise.
- So, who ate my food?
- These are the days we live for.
- This is my town.
- This is the most magical pic of your life.
- Exams Over
