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Instagram Captions for Restaurants
- “The disparity between a restaurant’s price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.” – Bryan Miller
- “In Pakistan anti-American protesters set a Kentucky Fried chicken restaurant on fire. The protesters mistakenly thought they were attacking high-ranking U.S. military official Colonel Sanders.”– Jimmy Fallon
- “I was at this restaurant. The sign said ‘Breakfast Anytime.’ So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.”– Steven Wright
- “If you’re choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, ‘Heimlich maneuver,’ and all will be well. Trouble is, it’s difficult to say ‘Heimlich maneuver’ when you’re choking to death.”– Eddie Izzard
- “The finest landscape in the world is improved by a good inn in the foreground.”– Samuel Johnson
- “Numbers written on restaurant checks within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any other pieces of paper in any other parts of the Universe.”– Douglas Adams
- “Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God….I could be eating a slow learner.”– Lynda Montgomery
- “The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, ‘Could I get you your check?’ and we answered, ‘How about the menu first?’”– Erma Bombeck
- “Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth-brothels. There is no point in going to them if one intends to keep one’s belt buckled.”– Frederic Raphael
- “Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.”– Andy Rooney
Funny Restaurant Instagram Captions
- "Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them." P. G. Wodehouse
- “I was at this restaurant. The sign said 'Breakfast Anytime.' So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.” - Steven Wright
- "When you go to a restaurant, the less you know about what happens in the kitchen, the more you enjoy your meal." - Jeffrey Wright
- “When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.” - Helen Hunt in "As Good As It Gets"
- “A restaurant is a fantasy-a kind of living fantasy in which diners are the most important members of the cast.” - Warner LeRoy
- “There are advantages to being a star though - you can always get a table in a full restaurant.” - Ingrid Bergman
- “I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, 'Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.'" - Ellen DeGeneres
- “I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a little jar that sat next to the salt on the table and everyone passed it around, sneezed, and it was no big deal.” - Erma Bombeck
- “The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.” - Bryan Miller
- “I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.” - Calvin Trillin
- "'Yeah it's the weekend!' said nobody who works in a restaurant." - Author Unknown
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