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Clever Instagram Captions for Drinking
- “I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” ~ Frank Sinatra
- “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” ~ Ernest Hemingway
- “All is fair in love and beer.” ~ Kurt Paradis
- “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” ~ W.C. Fields
- “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” ~ Steve Fergosi
- “24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” ~ Steven Wright
- “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
- “Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.” ~ Catherine Zandonella
- “I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.” ~ Tommy Cooper
- “Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.” ~ Homer Simpson
- “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.” ~ The Simpsons
- “If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” ~ Dean Martin
- “If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.” ~ David Daye
- “Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.” ~ Compton Mackenzie
- “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
- “He that drinks fast, pays slow.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
- “Whisky is liquid sunshine.” ~ George Bernard Shaw
- “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” ~ Frank Sinatra
- “I drink to make other people more interesting.” ~ Ernest Hemingway
- “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
- “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
- “A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk’, to which I replied ‘I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly.” ~ Winston S. Churchill
- “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” ~ Ernest Hemingway
- “Good people drink good beer.” ~ Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
- “Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.” ~ Steve Martin
- “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so?
- There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” ~ Drew Carey
- “Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!” ~ Warren Ellis
- “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” ~ Frank Sinatra
- “Do you drink?”
“Of course, I just said I was a writer.”~ Stephen King
- “You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.” ~ Tom Waits
- “Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” ~ Louis Pasteur
Funny Drinking Instagram Captions
- The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
- A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
- “I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.” – Dorothy Parker
- “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C Fields
- “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” -Drew Carey
- “I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” – Joe E Ellis
- “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” – Rodney Dangerfield
- “I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King
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