For your witty photos, instagram caption is must and here are some top instagram captions for witty photos.
Witty Instagram Captions
- “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”
- “In the end, everything we do is just everything we’ve done.”
- “I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
- “There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.”
- “History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” » Abba Eban
- “Save a tree, eat a beaver! Hurray for Earth Day!”
- “Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”
- "Accept That Some Days You Are The Pigeon, And Some Days You Are The Statue."
- “Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”
- “If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?” » Charles Pierce
- “Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.”
- “Every calendar’s days are numbered.”
- “I can resist everything except temptation.”
- “Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go.”
- “A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.”
- “If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”
- “When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.”
