Instagram Captions about Tequila
- Tequila is not even a drink; it’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone. -Dylan Moran
- Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters. -Saru Singhal
- Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila. -unknown
- If you want to make some memories, add some tequila. -unknown
- Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time. -John Walter Bratton
- It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough. -Jimmy Buffett
- And no one drank just one shot of tequila. -Kristin Hannah
- Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt. -Saleem Sharma
- If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila. -Alida Nugent
- Life is better with Tequila -unknown
- Tequila probably won't fix your problems, but it's worth a shot. -unknown
- At least you do' need a prescription for tequila. -Rachel Vincent
- Tequila is like acid in a glass. -Greg Proops
- Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination. -Rainbow Rowell
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. -George Carlin
- When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. -Sanjaya Malakar
- Tequila is like Duck tape, it fixes damn nearly everything. -unknown
- I am well aware I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila anyway! -unknown
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