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23 Panda Instagram Captions

I have mentioned some best instagram captions for panda photos. Choose your favorite one and post it.

Panda Instagram Captions

  • I thought the secret of life was obvious: be here now, love as if your whole life depended on it, find your life's work, and try to get hold of a giant panda. -Anne Lamott
  • It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating. -Karl Pilkington
  • Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves. -Lynne Truss
  • I said that I thought the secret of life was obvious: be here now, love as if your whole life depended on it, find your life's work, and try to get hold of a giant panda. If you had a giant panda in your back yard, anything could go wrong — someone could die, or stop loving you, or you could get sick — and if you could look outside and see this adorable, ridiculous, boffo panda, you'd start to laugh; you'd be so filled with thankfulness and amusement that everything would be O.K. again. -Anne Lamott
  • A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves. -Lynne Truss
  • Treat every moment as a gift, that is why it is called the present. -Deepak Chopra
  • Those Grizzlies are more like pandas. -Charles Barkley
  • Men look like pandas when they try and put make-up on. -Adam Ant
  • There's no point bleating about the future of pandas, polar bears and tigers when we're not addressing the one single factor that's putting more pressure on the ecosystem than any other, namely the ever-increasing size of the world's population -Chris Packham
  • Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously? -Jim Jefferies
  • Americans love marriage too much. We rush into mariage with abandon, expecting a micro-Utopia on earth. We pile all our needs onto it, our expectations, neuroses, and hopes. In fact, we've made marriage into the panda bear of human social institutions: we've loved it to death. -Barbara Ehrenreich
  • Today is a gift from God - that is why it is called the present. -Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
  • We use pandas and eagles and things. I'd love to see a wilderness society with an angry-looking wolverine as their logo. -E. O. Wilson
  • The hidden village was something we found when we went to research in China we climbed a mountain in the Sichuan province where the panda sanctuary is based, and we climbed to this beautiful, mist-covered, almost primordial place and when we turned these corners these moss covered old buildings would come into view, revealing themselves and it was so beautiful and so unlike anything we'd seen that we literally took those moments and put them into the film [Kung Fu Panda 3]. -Jennifer Yuh Nelson
  • We did two films [Kung Fu Panda], because the first two films were so embraced by the Chinese audiences we wanted to make something we could push further and since this is a co-production, it seemed like the perfect time to create something that felt native to Chinese audiences. -Jennifer Yuh Nelson
  • I think we had to push forward to make sure it was different, do something that we had never done before and yet still have the consistency to stay in the same world. This was our chance to do all the things we didn't get a chance to do before. We've been working on these movies [Kung Fu Panda] for twelve years and we have to keep things exciting for us in order for us to devote that many years of our lives to do this. -Jennifer Yuh Nelson
  • I think it's because Po [from Kung Fu Panda] is such a geek, and he is so relatable. He is so excited by life and is excited to learn new things. I think that accessibility is something that we all can relate to, there are so many things we wish we could do but don't have the means to achieve it. -Jennifer Yuh Nelson
  • I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda. -Jim Gaffigan
  • Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal. -Dov Davidoff
  • Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present. -Eleanor Roosevelt
  • Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies. -Jim Benton
  • I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game. -Adam Rex
  • Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing. -Robert Orben

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